21. LENGTHY NAILS.
I love those very long, pointy Lana Del Rey nails. with those tough talons.
Oh, the sacrifices us all trends lezzies must produce gender! Luckily sexual climaxes have more confidence than acrylic toenails sample.
22. Faking a climax.
You’re in a position to fake sexual climaxes with males, but you canaˆ™t fool your own personal gender, sweetie. Taught this 1 the difficult ways.
23. non-safe sex, because, you understand, aˆ?lesbians canaˆ™t become STIs.aˆ?
Iaˆ™m astounded We lasted out of the naughty stage (I claim aˆ?slutaˆ? in a motivated strategy! Donaˆ™t stress!) without getting every STI under the sun.
Used to donaˆ™t know what a dental dam was actually while I am 21. I thought it has been things they stuck in teeth within dentist. So I hate the dental practitioner.
24. taking part in in to the aˆ?helpless femmeaˆ? stereotype.
Because country associates femininity with tiredness doesnaˆ™t suggest i need to play the role. Screw that. We don lots of makeup, look good in pale pink, and may rescue me personally from whatever problems.
25. dropping crazy while squandered at lesbian celebrations.
aˆ?Owen, Iaˆ™m in loveaˆ? we as soon as slurred to your best ally from the now-defunct Williamsburg gay pub aˆ?Sugarland.aˆ? Another morning hours I woke with my center pounding and the teeth as dried since Sahara wilderness.
I had been abruptly bombarded with embarrassing experiences of pronouncing my favorite enjoy a woman whoever brand or look i really could not bear in mind.